The Jingoistic States of Random Nation 83 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 934 million Random Nation 83ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Random Nation 83ian economy, worth 38.7 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,465 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Nation 83's national animal is the Scorpion.

Random Nation 83 is ranked 209,261^st in the world and 425^th in Oofery for Largest Populations, with 934 million capita.